Welcome To Picklefarts.com
You saw a farting pickle.
You couldn’t let it go.
You typed in the website.
What the Hell is a Pickle Fart?
Here's How It Works...
Step 1: Something caught your attention
and created intrigue
and created intrigue
(sign/radio ad/sticker/book...)
Step 2: You took an action to a place I
wanted to send you.
wanted to send you.
(My Website via a vanity domain)
Step 3: Now I can tell you my story
so you can determine if we align.
so you can determine if we align.
(Website content... aka this page)
Step 4: Then, I create a free offer that will
be of value to you.
be of value to you.
(See free assessment offer below)
Step 5: Next you fill out a form and have
now been converted from a suspect
to a prospect to a lead.
now been converted from a suspect
to a prospect to a lead.
(Funnel building activity)
Step 6: I then deliver you value (assessment),
nurture the relationship and (hopefully)
we work together.
nurture the relationship and (hopefully)
we work together.
(Close the sale)
Stupid Ideas. Smart Marketing.
Picklefarts... The Book!
The pickle got a book deal.
Well, technically I wrote it. But let’s be honest, the pickle did most of the heavy lifting.
What started as a stupid sign in my front yard turned into leads, clients, and a whole new way of thinking about marketing. So I put the entire story in a book: how the sign worked, the real numbers behind it, and how you can pull off your own version for your business… no giant budget required.
There are numbers. There are charts. There are swear words.
Let's Work Together!
Services I Offer
Free Stuff Starts Here
Digital Ecosystem Assessment
Interested in working with me but want to try before you buy? What better way then to get a free digital ecosystem assessment. This free assessment covers 5 basic areas of your digital ecosystem, including…
- Website (UI/UX, content, speed, SEO)
- Social channels
- Competitors
- Search marketing
- Email/Forms
About this assessment
This is a quick assessment. I spend roughly 2 hours examining 5 factors that contribute to your digital ecosystem. This process is supposed to simulate a prospective customer who is in the middle of the buyer’s journey, where they spend a little time briefly looking through your social channels, emails (possibly forms) and website to see if it fits them. So while it is a fast process, it is an honest simulation of what your customers may experience.
Golf Promo Video
Custom Printed Golf Balls At Targeted Events
Radio Promo Video
Intro video for the Radio commercial campaign
Radio Commercials
Hear All Of The Picklefarts.com Jingles
All jingles were on 97.3 The Game and their affiliate stations and on their streaming stations.
To learn more about their station and opportunities to advertise with them, click here.
Let's Talk!
Schedule a free consultation
The new
agency model
If you are like a lot of small business you've had some bad experiences with agencies. I am no different... except I worked for them. I saw first hand how the layered system of an agency not only created higher client costs but diluted the results because of agency layers. You get sold on the vision of the strategist, but get the work done by someone fresh out of college.
After making $35k a year... and getting billed out for $125/hour I saw how these agencies took advantage of the knowledge gap that business owners had. So I decided to do something about it and start a business with no layers, full transparency and fast, quality work.
If you are looking for a better marketing solution for your business, we should talk.
Nick Packard
Founder